brains gimmick hypnotizing liquor chickens flesh
lotion torture uniform machine tease trains
He was the
brains behind the
gimmick of hypnotizing
the liquor
store operator
into making chicken
flesh into a
thick lotion as a way
of a fat
reduction endeavor
How the chubby
and over-weight
freaks had been
torturing themselves
through sophisticated
weight reducing
machines but
being frustrated in
their vain
efforts to a uniform body-
builder figure
Just grease
their bodies during gym
workouts to
tease the fats to burn
the lust and crazed to a trim structure
This would be
enough motivation
to push the
market
Not to talk of the manly
and sweaty aroma of
Not to talk of the manly
and sweaty aroma of
chicken
permeating when
they proudly
present their he-man
muscle toned
torsos for scrutiny
upon finishing
training
Can be a
great idea to complement
all the steroid
based muscle enhancing
banned drugs
that are flooding
the market which may bring early death
Successful
business ventures had
been known to have
beginnings
from crazy
ideas!
Most likely though this chicken
lotion appears way too crazy and
may not see the light of day!
For Brenda's hosting at Sunday Whirl Wordle
#182 and Mary's at Poetry Pantry #222
Most likely though this chicken
lotion appears way too crazy and
may not see the light of day!
For Brenda's hosting at Sunday Whirl Wordle
#182 and Mary's at Poetry Pantry #222
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Good wordling, but a horrible idea: I find that kind of over-developed male body utterly revolting!
ReplyDeleteoy i would not want to be injecting myself to get bigger...i have this fear of needles...and well, what is the point...so we look like gods...and then, a muscle pops and we are handicapped for life...
ReplyDeleteI think you can leave off that last verse and go far on the YUKKY factor. People will believe anything, slather themselves with dead bird raised for this purpse. In his book on Anger,Thích Nhất Hạnh says to avoid angry foods. Your poem is sad and very funny! Satire at its best.
ReplyDeletethe things people think they need...
ReplyDeleteIndeed there are so many different techniques to enhance one's body. I prefer natural rather than artificially enhanced. Smiles.
ReplyDeleteP.S. to Hank. I visited from Poets United Poetry Pantry.
DeleteI too prefer the natural way, none the less I enjoyed your poem.
ReplyDeleteGood write.
The things we put our trust in can seem ludicrous - maybe with hindsight!
ReplyDeleteHa. I hope you're not planning this endeavor Hank. I love the imagination you used in this.
ReplyDeletesome people can go to any extent to become gods(!)...ugh.. a very enjoyable piece Hank :)
ReplyDeletehahaha and they don't shower that off after the gym, Hmm some dogs might think they are walking dog treats. Rofl. Glad you found humor in these words.
ReplyDeleteI am smiling at the idea, yikes & no thanks ~ But I do agree on people getting crazy to get all muscles & toned up body for the viewing ~ But what a price to pay, ha ~
ReplyDeleteit would be nice to have such a body to frighten the ghosts!
ReplyDeleteYoiks, I am already worried enough about the lives of chickens. Keep us posted. If this thing takes off, we may have to chain ourselves to the chicken warehouse doors!!!! Hee hee.
ReplyDeleteThe more disposable income we have the stupider we become. Meanwhile the rats, cats and bats are rubbing their paws (or whatever) with glee...and mosquitoes and ants and just about everything else.
ReplyDeleteGood whirling, Hank. It is amazing what people will put up with to have muscles. I find it rather scary.
ReplyDeletePamela
Yeah, I just work out and that is that, no need for injections of any kind or any other tacky gimmicks
ReplyDeleteInteresting take on these words...very cool.
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workout is good!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the morning laugh. A great sketch, here.
ReplyDeleteSo funny.
ReplyDeleteWhat a story! wonderful wordleing!
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