These are Limericks that I had submitted earlier to Madeleine Begun Kane's Humor Blog (here) at the specific dates as recorded. These were not linked anywhere else. I thought it is game to post in this week's OpenLinkNight since form is not indicated. In all instances Mad Kane gave the first line as the prompt and we are to continue.
kaykuala says:
August 24, 2011 at 9:48 pm
A fellow who telecommuted
Was doubly fast when he tweeted
Thumb worked on the HP
Crossed the road in a jiffy
Pall bearers later had him hoisted
kaykuala says:
August 22, 2011 at 4:33 am
A fellow who tended to brag
Could never readily hold back
His random boasts
Didn’t come close
As his exploits were just a drag
kaykuala says:
August 16, 2011 at 4:03 am
A woman who always seemed game
Had a fearful reputation to her name
A guy who tried to get fresh
Was on the behind thrashed
Fun and witty.
ReplyDeleteThere is something very comforting with limericks. it is where I head when I am struggling for inspiration.
ReplyDeleteYou're good Uncle Hank. I can only read with envy. purr...meow!
ReplyDeleteI have fun reading them Pareng Hank!
ReplyDeleteLove it!
Pareng JJ
Starting my day with a smile, Hank. Very enjoyable.
ReplyDeletehaha greats ones, really like the last one, teach him not to get fresh.
ReplyDeletehaha...thanks for the morning chuckles hank...esp that last one...
ReplyDeleteFun stuff! Gotta love those limericks!
ReplyDeleteHank, these are all excellent. I think my favorite is the third!! Made me smile broadly.
ReplyDeleteThese are excellent Hank , Loved reading them.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
You're really getting there, Hank. Soon you'll be a genuine limerickist (I made that up, just for you)!
ReplyDeleteKay, Alberta, Canada
An Unfittie’s Guide to Adventurous Travel
what fun limericks, smiles.
ReplyDeleteHappy November.
tickling limericks.
ReplyDeletehumor is always welcome to all.
ha!!! You are GOOD! My brother is a Tae Kwon Do guy. :)
ReplyDeletexo
This is much tickles!! You speak so humourously here in the limericks and all characterized by good humor!!
ReplyDeleteThey're certainly worthy of a second posting.
ReplyDeletehahaha... fun limericks... thanks for sharing, Hank
ReplyDeleteThese have me smiling!
ReplyDeletedelightful,
ReplyDeleteHank, you make-a me smile really big!
ReplyDeleteMadeleine brings out the best in all of us, precisely because of her limerick challenges. It's almost impossible to write one that's depressing. That's the Black Irish in me!!
Nice read. Amy
http://sharplittlepencil.wordpress.com/2011/11/01/skin-like-a-cloak/
Hank, love the second one. I believe I've met a few people like that :)
ReplyDeletePamela
Haha.. cool.. funny post..;)
ReplyDeleteFun limericks! Thanks for participating in my Limerick-Offs!
ReplyDeleteMadeleine Begun Kane
What a finish! That looks professional. But, believe it or not, about forty years ago I earned myself the distinction of doing a hole-in-one. What I have today, in pleasant memory of the great fluke, is just a small cup with an old ball resting inside a small egg cup trophy for the fluke. It is a treasure I keep in my sitting room, ready to be proudly displayed to golfing visitors.
ReplyDeletewhat a delightful one.
ReplyDeletewell done.
:)