Image: A Butcher's Knife (here)
Note: To take this as a humor-type
of posting and not as a tragedy
M for Messed Up Badly in the Quest to be Healthy
8 chosen words:
bodybuilder cuddle bludgeon
box bathtub call-girl butcher
A bodybuilder was found
lifeless in an apartment, not of his own
The police was puzzled
as to how he could be cuddledin the arms of a beautiful lady
Both apparently in the throes of a heady
act of pleasure prior to being found
Now all messed up badly bludgeoned
They found in a box near the bathtub
A bloodied scraping knife and a baseball bat
Lesson learnt - next time not to bother
a call-girl whose boyfriend was a butcher
Note: One is to choose 3 words
but Hank decided on 8 words
Lorrain's at MLMM's Saturday's Mix
A cautionary tale, eh? Macabre, but also kind of fun!
ReplyDeleteBlood thirsty post Hank but good to read all the same.
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter to you.
Yvonne.
I'm not sure I should be grinning - but I am! Nice one Hank.
ReplyDeleteAmble Bay's May Fair
A bloody (good) comedy/crime. A good lesson learned too!
ReplyDeleteThanks for playing along.
lol he sure had to worry about more than catching an std.
ReplyDeleteWrong number er girl...poor fellow :) should have given her a wide berth! :)
ReplyDeleteI was not expecting that end. I believe my jaw just hit the floor, lol!
ReplyDeleteAre you sure it was the boyfriend? It could have been the call girl ;-). Very clever what you've done here.
ReplyDelete3 in 1 plus 5 and murderously done. The real mystery is: exactly how clever is one person?
ReplyDeleteCall girls and butchers Hank, there's something about that combination..
ReplyDeleteVery unfortunate choice of a nighttime diversion partner.
ReplyDeleteOh gosh I did not see that end coming.. so vivid!
ReplyDeleteA fine body of words building to a bloody climax ;)
ReplyDeleteDefinitely some wise words here.
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