Lacking in Wit
Submitted to Mad Kane's Humor blog with prompts:
A man who was lacking in wit and
A gal who was lacking in wit
A man who was lacking in wit
Kept sending lots of tweets
But his messages rang of balmy
Were not even half as funny
And he grinned when called a half-wit
A gal who was lacking in wit
Decided to fashion some knits
Wasn’t a smart decision
There were lots of derision
But was happy to be dubbed a (k)nit-wit
Submitted to deVerse Open Link Night #4 and to Poetry Pantry #61
Inspired by Madeleine Kane's Limerick Humor Blog with prompts provided
ha nice - i like limericks but i just can't write them myself...and lots of tweets by someone who's lacking in wit can be horrible...lol..
ReplyDeleteThat second one cracked me up!
ReplyDeleteYes those awful tweets
ReplyDeleteReally can't hit the right beats
So I hit block
Not wanting to gock
And empty some follower seats
haha nicely done!
ha these are fun for sure esp like the second one...mad kane is awesome at them for sure...enjoyed...
ReplyDeleteI love limmericks though I can't write them. These are good.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
Clever for sure! I like them.
ReplyDeletethat was very witty post :)
ReplyDeleteand limerick is undoubtedly superb !!
I like the second one best,especially as I'm a knitter :O)
ReplyDeleteHaha! I always have a laugh when I visit Mad Kane's limericks.
ReplyDeleteThese are fun. The second is my favorite since my wife also knits.
Nicely done!
Thanks for the visit too.
Fun writing!
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteHaven't seen or heard that expression in years... a nit wit! Very funny!
love the limericks and there is no better inspiration the Mad Kane!
ReplyDeleteFun write..ha..ha..
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for being my 100th follower in my blog~
Clever and a fun write. :)
ReplyDeleteI've never tried a limerick. Love this. Hee-hee.
ReplyDeletelol! I especially loved the (k)nit-wit!
ReplyDeleteCan't write them, but I've been there and I think I own a volume of them. Like yours, well done.
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