Submitted to Madeleine Kane's Humor Blog who provided the first line and we were to continue.
kaykuala says:
September 13, 2011 at 1:41 am
A guy who was covered in sweat
Didn’t get to do what he intended
Shove a bee hive with a stick
Honey he thought he would lick
He was much swollen headed instead
‘Pick a card’ was a phrase I would hear
A ‘budding magician’ I rather not be near
He would fumble
He would grumble
Sympathized yes, but thankfully not a jeer
kaykuala says:
September 4, 2011 at 9:43 am
A fellow was trying to dine
With a fair lady, and fine wine
He tried to be nice
It was just no dice
Couldn't be hurting and hope things were fine!
My choice is the last one. Definitely!
ReplyDeleteNice trio, but the last one is my choice too!.. Love it Pareng Hank!
ReplyDeletePareng JJ
Some more great limericks from you
ReplyDeleteThat is seeming true
Also choose third,
Time to eat a bird,
For the cat is through.
I just love your limmericks Hank, keep them coming.
ReplyDeleteYvonne.
i learned the bee hive with a stick consequence as a child...not much fun that...fun limericks hank
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed the limerick :)
ReplyDeleteDave,ParengJJ and Pat - Thanks, all are of the same mind rooting for #3. Interesting!
ReplyDeleteYvonne - Thanks Ma'am!
Hank
Brian - Only thing nowadays all are commercialized. No more hanging bee hives
ReplyDeleteThanks Jyoti!
Hank
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