Author: Lukario20
Image: A Vicious Taekwondo kick (here)
Had a fearful reputation to her name
A guy who tried to get fresh
Was on the behind thrashed
She was of a black belt taekwondo fame
A fellow was planning to wed
A lass who was playing hard to get
Tried as he might
With all that he had
Excepting him the rest she grabbed
A guy who was covered in sweat
Been trying hard hoping to get
Shove a bee hive with a stick
Honey he thought he would lick
He was much swollen headed instead
A fellow who tended to brag
Could never readily hold back
His random boasts
Didn’t come close
As his exploits were just a drag
Rosemary at PSU's - the shorter the sweeter
Thank you! I enjoyed getting out of my head and being in yours for a while. Rainbow
ReplyDeleteLOL! This is the second lot of limericks I've read for this prompt, and very much enjoyed. I'm so glad to have inspired this response.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smiles on a blustery day following dreadful storms in the woutheast U.S. with much loss of life and property.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, Bev, thanks for writing in. Will look it up! We are not spared from all the impending calamities, despite already facing the current ones!
DeleteThe second batch of limericks I've seen. Like the form so much, here especially the swollen-headed guy poking the hive!
ReplyDeleteThese brought a much-needed good laugh - Thank you!
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