The Lady is Fair Game

                                                                     Boris Hoppek's Tokyo exhibit 'Ever'
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Time out!!

Whassup!

Let me see again. This a new game you said! We’ve been at it for the past hour. I have as yet to be told the name of the game. You said it is not strip poker. Ok, that’s fine. Rightly so. We’re not having any card games, anyway. But the way this game is going seems odd.

There’s nothing odd. It is all fair and square

Fair you said?  Look at me. I’m all tied up like a sushi, fair you said?

But you were out voted.

But...

You know the rules

But the rules keep changing!

As long as you are out voted you have to do our  bidding

But there are 5 of you guys! I get outvoted most times

No, Joe was the first to be outvoted

Ok, I know that

Followed by Jack...

I know that too!

And then it was Steve...

Yes, but they’re  all dressed up! I'm all but naked

No, Joe was Tarzan, remember? Loin clothed and all

Okayy....

And Jack was Robinson Crusoe. You even requested a bare-backed Robinson Crusoe.

But it’s not the same! A half-naked guy is not the same as for a lady!

Why not?

I was de Milo and who would have heard of a naked Lady Chatterley

But Lady Chatterley had to be naked to do all those things

And you all made me trot around the room  shouting ‘I’m Godiva’ for the third one and …

But we have no horses here for you ……that was hilarious!

And now this!…a naked sushi me!

We’re having fun! Aren’t you?

I am, but…

Shall we continue?

Okaaay….! But I still don’t know what’s the game called!

Submitted for Magpie#101