Mission Unaccomplished

I'm Single, Let's Sizzle!

Dude:

Cut me loose.

I’m single.

Let’s sizzle

Babe:

No, brother.

I don’t mingle.

Nor am I dazzled

Dude:

There’s no other.

None the bother.

None the matter

Babe:

You sure?

I’m all muddled.

But that’s no riddle

Dude:

Ok then, no mumble.

This is no jungle.

I’m all befuddled

Babe:

Ok squared.

I’m not prepared.

This is no fad

Dude:

OK, don’t be mad.

I don’t feel bad.

I just tried!

Inspired by Writer's Island Prompt of week #21 : Sizzle