Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Limericks 10


Submitted to  Madeleine Begun Kane's Humor Blog who provided the first line and we were to continue..

kaykuala says:
March 4, 2012 at 7:32 am
A man who was partial to gin
Wouldn’t change but just grinned
What do I care
This is my fare
No one’s bother of how I’ve sinned

kaykuala says:
February 2, 2012 at 10:24 am
A fellow was trying to lead
A gang wrought with misdeeds
Tried his best
In his quest
But realized he’s ill equipped

kaykuala says:
December 11, 2011 at 7:30 pm
A man who was terribly high                                     
Often got very randy on the sly
Stalked his conquests
But at his own behest
He got more than just a black eye

Submitted to d'Verse OpenLinkNight week#35


20 comments:

  1. One black eye should've been enough...lol

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  2. Nice character sketches of... always wanted a chance to use this word.... N'er-do-wells!

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  3. hahaha oh that last one was the best
    I guess the blackeye was just a test
    Wanted to push his luck
    Get a umm duck
    And received a black eye nest

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  4. yeah i like that last one...maybe that was his just desserts you know...some people never learn...smiles...

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  5. Lots of real life parallels in your humor, Hank. I'm laughing, especially at the 'on the sly' part.

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  6. Yeah, guess no other drink but gin would've suited his taste ;)

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  7. nice...enjoyed your limericks...i just can't write them myself...and like pat the last one was my fav as well..

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  8. Enjoyed your limericks, great job!

    all the best
    marinela

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  9. You're making good progress with those limericks, Hank. Keep it up!
    I always count off the syllables and the word stresses on my fingers when I write limericks. A little bit like adding 2+2, but I find it keeps the rhythm and the rhyme in the right place.
    K

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  10. Thanks so much for your fun contributions to my Limerick-Offs!

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  11. I enjoyed it. Very good limericks ~

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  12. Ah, so they say randy in your land, too. Good on you, Mate. Tho you are not in Australia, as the previous comment would suggest. You are in Samoa, I think? Or The Phillipines? And now.... a limerick on the spot for YOU...

    A blogging gardener named Hank
    (for whom I've the angels to thank,)
    does post to the Net
    poems as good as they get.
    In my books at the top does he rank!

    :)

    xo

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  13. Dear Leo,
    I couldn't access your Rhyme and Reason without registering my email or something. I've posted my response here which I hope you get to see.

    Hank

    "There are times in our life where things just don't click. That is true Leo! But the ups and downs make it all the more interesting. You cleverly brought it out in the open. Many can relate to it and know that they are not the only ones who have to suffer. We find solace in numbers

    Hank"

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  14. that was awesome..
    and last one was Blast in a good way :)

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  15. All exceedingly giggle-worthy.

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  16. Nice limericks, Hank. Putting them together makes a neat trio. All mixed up guys.

    Writing limericks is fun. They are also fun to read. I haven't written one for quite a while.
    ..

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