Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Limericks 8

Submitted to Madeleine Kane's Humor Blog who provided the first line and we were to continue.

kaykuala says:
September 13, 2011 at 1:41 am
A guy who was covered in sweat                             
Didn’t get to do what he intended
Shove a bee hive with a stick
Honey he thought he would lick
He was  much swollen headed instead

‘Pick a card’ was a phrase I would hear                                  
A ‘budding magician’ I rather not be near
He would fumble
He would grumble
Sympathized yes, but thankfully not a jeer

kaykuala says:                                                                  
September 4, 2011 at 9:43 am
A fellow was trying to dine                                                         
With a fair lady, and fine wine
He tried to be nice
It was just no dice
Couldn't be hurting and hope things were fine!


  1. My choice is the last one. Definitely!

  2. Nice trio, but the last one is my choice too!.. Love it Pareng Hank!

    Pareng JJ

  3. Some more great limericks from you
    That is seeming true
    Also choose third,
    Time to eat a bird,
    For the cat is through.

  4. I just love your limmericks Hank, keep them coming.


  5. i learned the bee hive with a stick consequence as a child...not much fun limericks hank

  6. Dave,ParengJJ and Pat - Thanks, all are of the same mind rooting for #3. Interesting!

    Yvonne - Thanks Ma'am!


  7. Brian - Only thing nowadays all are commercialized. No more hanging bee hives

    Thanks Jyoti!


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