Tuesday, January 24, 2012

The Lady is Fair Game

                                                                     Boris Hoppek's Tokyo exhibit 'Ever'
Image1: Courtesy of Tess' Magpie

Time out!!
Whassup!
Let me see again. This a new game you said! We’ve been at it for the past hour. I have as yet to be told the name of the game. You said it is not strip poker. Ok, that’s fine. Rightly so. We’re not having any card games, anyway. But the way this game is going seems odd.
There’s nothing odd. It is all fair and square
Fair you said?  Look at me. I’m all tied up like a sushi, fair you said?
But you were out voted.
But...
You know the rules
But the rules keep changing!
As long as you are out voted you have to do our  bidding
But there are 5 of you guys! I get outvoted most times
No, Joe was the first to be outvoted
Ok, I know that
Followed by Jack...
I know that too!
And then it was Steve...
Yes, but they’re  all dressed up! I'm all but naked
No, Joe was Tarzan, remember? Loin clothed and all
Okayy....
And Jack was Robinson Crusoe. You even requested a bare-backed Robinson Crusoe.
But it’s not the same! A half-naked guy is not the same as for a lady!
Why not?
I was de Milo and who would have heard of a naked Lady Chatterley
But Lady Chatterley had to be naked to do all those things
And you all made me trot around the room  shouting ‘I’m Godiva’ for the third one and …
But we have no horses here for you ……that was hilarious!
And now this!…a naked sushi me!
We’re having fun! Aren’t you?
I am, but…
Shall we continue?
Okaaay….! But I still don’t know what’s the game called!

Submitted for Magpie#101

18 comments:

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  2. Hello Hank.
    Haha...sounds to me like there's a whole heap of freakishness going on in that game! What IS that game called? LOL
    Fun post indeed!
    Thanks for sharing.

    Thanks for the visit too...yes, since I was added to a few Facebook groups, I've been dabbling in other things besides my poetry. There's YouTube Tuesday on a Tuesday...doesn't have to be a YouTube video, it can be any video, even homemade & {This Moment} on a Friday where you post a photo of a moment be it today, yesterday or any point in time that you want to savor & remember. My "Moment" last week was actually how I felt at the end of the week. You might like to see it here...

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    1. Not sure what's wrong with my link, but here it again:
      {This Moment} #2

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  3. A naked sushi me...lol..that line caused me glee. Don't think we will ever know but some games are just played anyway at each ones show.

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    1. Just trying to be cheeky
      A figment of my imagination
      Ladies aren't that easy
      This is just a fun run!

      Hank

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  4. hmm...this could turn out to be quite the intersting ha...haha...bare backed robinson crusoe...lol

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    1. After having seen your 'sushi posting' I was inspired on this wild one!

      Hank

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  5. Having fun? At five to one? Really.

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    1. Lucy Ma'am,
      Nothing like this happened! Just stretching some wild imagery.

      Hank

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  6. I really enjoyed this Hank, Thanks for sharing.

    Yvonne.

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  7. I agree with them. I enjoyed this Pareng Hank!

    JJRod'z

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  8. Remind me never to play a game with those dudes!

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    1. Helen Ma'am,
      Avoid them but there are lovable ones!

      Hank

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    1. Thanks Tess, wishful thinking on my part! Nothing real!

      Hank

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