The Dish ran away with the Spoon

                                                                                          Author: Caldecott, Randolph
Image: The Dish ran away with the Spoon
- fair use of image (here)

Hey diddle diddle
He was all befuddled
The cat and the fiddle
His mind split down the middle
The cow jumped over the moon
.Accompanied with lots of swoons
The little dog laughed
Seeing such a farce
To see such fun
Now thinking of ways to run
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
So that was it, and have a hearty meal all afternoon

For MLMM's fairy tale prompt #70 (here)
(to expand the fairy tale as an option)